Dreams are not coming true today! ...
Welcome Ladies and Gents!!! Back to the wonderful world of the P.C.!!! On today's episode kids we are going to watch P.C. deal with ignorant consumers .... FOR 8 HOURS!!!! .. I think we just may see some action today! Lets watch as the story unfolds ... (screen pans left) P.C. is watching the X-Men 3 clip for the 172nd time this morning and suddenly... *Bing* ... It's a CONSUMER!!!! OH NO kids what is he going to do?!?!?! "Thank you for chooseing ___ ____ . How may I help you?" P.C. says in such a wonderful voice because he forgot that he was at work and though he was answering his cell phone in the movies, watching X-Men 3. Consumer says, "You SUCK!!! You $@#%ing piece of $&*^, I just bought this computer from you and it doesn't work!!!". As P.C. is snaping back into reality that he is at work, the anger of someone yelling at him for a poorly made product that he does not make himself rises. He takes a deep breath, that was quite audible, and proceeds to keep his job, at least for the moment. "I hate to hear that you are not satisfied with your new computer, but let me understand what you are having trouble with.". Consumer replies, "I already told you what my problem was! It's the ____ computer!!". As the frustration builds P.C. is thinking about how to ensure this consumer does not call back. "Ok let me understand what the problem is ... Your computer does not work.? Alright, does it power on?" states P.C.. Consumer acknowledges no. P.C. replies, "Ok, do you have the power cord plugged in along with the battery?" consumer replies in sheer shock and amzement "What's that?". The reply from P.C. was as good as his facial expression " ... Are you serious??", consumer at this time gets very quite and the picture of the consumer in P.C.'s mind looks
something like this
and what he would like to do right now to the Consumer looks something like this 
, but he chooses to inform the Consumer and give them one last chance to redeem theirself. P.C. advises the Consumer, "The power cord that connects from the wall to the computer to give it power and the battery holds a charge so you don't have to keep it plugged in all the time. This is why it's called a portable.". Although this was to be believed that the Consumer would understand that lingo but to the unsurprise of P.C. it was not. This is why, the Consumer replied as such, "Oh those things! That wasn't to extra parts because I am using the long block thing to level my trailer and one of the cords are keeping my roof together and the other one is being used as a leash for my pet duck Sallie Mae". P.C. had heard enough and he knew then what must be done! This rang in P.C.'s head just like the sound of the jeopardy song timing down to what excitement laid ahead. "Ok, not a problem, this issue can easily be resolved!!" P.C. says with a large smile of his face and an upbeat tone in his voice. "It's very simple actually! It just take a little effort. Here is what I want you to do! You will need a corn syrup, duct tape, and a phone book. Now take the phone book and rip out the pages and place them around the computer with a small hole in the top and then pour the corn syrup in through the hole and once completed duct tape the entire thing and shake it. Got that? good! Once completed then take it out side and sit it in the sun for one week so the sunlight will charge the corn syrup and now you have a solar power portable computer!! Now after a week take it out and plug up the power cord to the system and turn it on to jump start it and your done. One thing though is that you can only use it in the sun being that it is solar powered. Ok? Got it?". As the Consumer performed these initial steps he is thanking P.C. for being so good and helping him out so much. P.C. then performs the call closing and tells the Consumer to enjoy his new solar powered portable computer and disconnects the call. Now the call is ended P.C. now feels a large amount of gratification and continues the paused X-Men 3 video clip and sigh's "It's a good day!"
Tune in next time boys and girls at the same P.C. channel and the same P.C. time for P.C.'s World!!!!!!! (cheesy recorded audience clap now in background with fading screen!!)
something like this
and what he would like to do right now to the Consumer looks something like this 
, but he chooses to inform the Consumer and give them one last chance to redeem theirself. P.C. advises the Consumer, "The power cord that connects from the wall to the computer to give it power and the battery holds a charge so you don't have to keep it plugged in all the time. This is why it's called a portable.". Although this was to be believed that the Consumer would understand that lingo but to the unsurprise of P.C. it was not. This is why, the Consumer replied as such, "Oh those things! That wasn't to extra parts because I am using the long block thing to level my trailer and one of the cords are keeping my roof together and the other one is being used as a leash for my pet duck Sallie Mae". P.C. had heard enough and he knew then what must be done! This rang in P.C.'s head just like the sound of the jeopardy song timing down to what excitement laid ahead. "Ok, not a problem, this issue can easily be resolved!!" P.C. says with a large smile of his face and an upbeat tone in his voice. "It's very simple actually! It just take a little effort. Here is what I want you to do! You will need a corn syrup, duct tape, and a phone book. Now take the phone book and rip out the pages and place them around the computer with a small hole in the top and then pour the corn syrup in through the hole and once completed duct tape the entire thing and shake it. Got that? good! Once completed then take it out side and sit it in the sun for one week so the sunlight will charge the corn syrup and now you have a solar power portable computer!! Now after a week take it out and plug up the power cord to the system and turn it on to jump start it and your done. One thing though is that you can only use it in the sun being that it is solar powered. Ok? Got it?". As the Consumer performed these initial steps he is thanking P.C. for being so good and helping him out so much. P.C. then performs the call closing and tells the Consumer to enjoy his new solar powered portable computer and disconnects the call. Now the call is ended P.C. now feels a large amount of gratification and continues the paused X-Men 3 video clip and sigh's "It's a good day!"Tune in next time boys and girls at the same P.C. channel and the same P.C. time for P.C.'s World!!!!!!! (cheesy recorded audience clap now in background with fading screen!!)
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