Senile .... They probably are!!!
Welcome back boys and girls for the new adventure of P.C.'s World. On today's episode P.C. has found a new peak of interest, the PS2 game GOD OF WAR !!!!! (Click on the link if you don't already know) Today is definitely going to be a interesting episode. Lets move in on some upcoming action.....
*Aargh, smack, smack, AAAHHH, smack, smack, Ugh, smack, smack, "By the Gods, You are seriously UGLY", EAAARRGH, smack, smack, smack, smack,-swish-, smack, smack, smack,-swish-, smack, smack*; *Ring* ; now there is silence as P.C. has paused the game in the middle of the ugliest monster beating that he has seen and hears the phone ring.. "Thanks for choosing ____ . How many I help you?". There was silence for just a moment and then P.C. hears, " I can't see my screen!!! Do you have it??". As P.C. is hearing the voice his head begins to pound on the desk very vigorously, because he knows that he has an elderly woman on the phone and she must have forgotten her glasses and dentures somewhere. As P.C. composes himself and allows the room to stop spinning he replies to the CONSUMER, "No mam I do not have your screen, you do!" then there was a retourt that did not sit well with P.C. " If you don't have it and I can't see it....Well then I want another computer!". *SIGH* comes from P.C. as he listens to the load of ignorant bliss that this CONSUMER is living in! Finally, P.C. realizes he is missing his game and needs to get the CONSUMER off his phone. "Listen, MAM it is impossible to not see the screen unless it is turned off and there is no way I would want, much less take your screen so you can not have another computer but you can explain to me what you are trying to convey to me and I can explain what you are doing wrong!!" "*Gasp* Well I already told you that I can't see my screen!! What else do you need to know?!?!" stated the CONSUMER. P.C. replies, "Well first off did you turn the computer on???". CONSUMER replies in such a way P.C. had to place the CONSUMER on hold and play his game for a few moments before returning. CONSUMER replied as such: "Yes, I plugged it in and it did not turn on the screen. That's all I am suppose to do!!" then the fast reply from P.C. "Please hold! Thanks!". As we pan away for a brief moment for the sack of the children watching P.C. begins to rant and rave along with carelessly tossing about paper work and then realizes that his game is still paused! He then begins to calm down and focus solely on defeating this ugly thing. As he completes the @$$ beating that he just gave the ugly creature that he voustoursly calls his roommates mom, and remembers that the old lady was still on the phone. As he turned toward the phone, praying she hung up, he notices that the light is still blinking... *SIGH*. "Thanks for holding! Ok, this is how we fix this. Do you see that little button on the top that has a circle with a line through it....Ok push it once...It's coming on??... Ok thanks for choosing ____. Have a good day!!!!" P.C. now takes a large swollow of AMP and turns back to GOD OF WAR!..
*Aargh, smack, smack, AAAHHH, smack, smack, Ugh, smack, smack, "By the Gods, You are seriously UGLY", EAAARRGH, smack, smack, smack, smack,-swish-, smack, smack, smack,-swish-, smack, smack*; *Ring* ; now there is silence as P.C. has paused the game in the middle of the ugliest monster beating that he has seen and hears the phone ring.. "Thanks for choosing ____ . How many I help you?". There was silence for just a moment and then P.C. hears, " I can't see my screen!!! Do you have it??". As P.C. is hearing the voice his head begins to pound on the desk very vigorously, because he knows that he has an elderly woman on the phone and she must have forgotten her glasses and dentures somewhere. As P.C. composes himself and allows the room to stop spinning he replies to the CONSUMER, "No mam I do not have your screen, you do!" then there was a retourt that did not sit well with P.C. " If you don't have it and I can't see it....Well then I want another computer!". *SIGH* comes from P.C. as he listens to the load of ignorant bliss that this CONSUMER is living in! Finally, P.C. realizes he is missing his game and needs to get the CONSUMER off his phone. "Listen, MAM it is impossible to not see the screen unless it is turned off and there is no way I would want, much less take your screen so you can not have another computer but you can explain to me what you are trying to convey to me and I can explain what you are doing wrong!!" "*Gasp* Well I already told you that I can't see my screen!! What else do you need to know?!?!" stated the CONSUMER. P.C. replies, "Well first off did you turn the computer on???". CONSUMER replies in such a way P.C. had to place the CONSUMER on hold and play his game for a few moments before returning. CONSUMER replied as such: "Yes, I plugged it in and it did not turn on the screen. That's all I am suppose to do!!" then the fast reply from P.C. "Please hold! Thanks!". As we pan away for a brief moment for the sack of the children watching P.C. begins to rant and rave along with carelessly tossing about paper work and then realizes that his game is still paused! He then begins to calm down and focus solely on defeating this ugly thing. As he completes the @$$ beating that he just gave the ugly creature that he voustoursly calls his roommates mom, and remembers that the old lady was still on the phone. As he turned toward the phone, praying she hung up, he notices that the light is still blinking... *SIGH*. "Thanks for holding! Ok, this is how we fix this. Do you see that little button on the top that has a circle with a line through it....Ok push it once...It's coming on??... Ok thanks for choosing ____. Have a good day!!!!" P.C. now takes a large swollow of AMP and turns back to GOD OF WAR!..
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