Bordumb!!!!
***To the readers of all ages.... I apologize for my lacking of posts but I had a spank of the hand for being on here during "company time" but I will be sneaking around to better support my readers. Thanks for your patience and enjoy a good laugh.***
This was a bor-dumb day and this is what happens when 3 techies get bored. The momma jokes start flying around. Enjoy! I know I did.
A: If I get a call you want me to conference you in
M:lol thats funny. yeah conference me in
A: did you mom let you play with clorax bottles when you were a kid
M:no we didnt have clorax we had Ajax
M:it was great
A: ‘c’ said that you thought the pool shocker tabs were pez when you were a kid
M:not i sold them to him as crack. wow i totally understand him now
A: ‘c’ said you took your mom to dinner and they didn't give her a menu they gave her an estimate
C. has been added to the conversation.
A: hey pork belly
A: i mean pork chop
M:of course but did he say about his mom. when we went on a date she wanted to go to a chinese buffet and there was like 30 little asian people screaming "Go on diet!!! we broke cause U!!!! Go way!!!" so before i could pull her away with the truck of bananas she ate all of them poor asian people. It was sick
C: how original, monkey jokes from a ape
M:what can i say. she eats anything. she even thinks monster truck tires are licourish flavored lifesavers
A: he tolde me that your mom has more chins than a chinese phonebook
M:wow thats original
C: last i saw pc's mom, she was going back into hibernation somewhere off the coast of japan
C: i guess after her battle with tokyo she was a bit tired
C: poor asian community, still in fear of her large scally tail
C: and huge feet
M:its cool. he is made because i got his mom working as a earth mover with her jaw. its kinda like the flintstones but his mom instead of a dinosaur
C: need a belt grinder just to get the fungi off her toenails
C: tell your mom i said congrats on her new job with the construction company, chewing up concrete bypasses and stomping out tar
A: most people go to the track to lose weight, but now they just jog around her
C: fat woman jumped in the air and got stuck
M:thats way too far to jog. not even lance armstrong made it halfway around her
A: one day she was at the beach and a whale came up singing that song "We are family"
C: sure it was a whale and not the lockness monster looking for her mommy?
M:thats alright your momma was floating around in the ocean and france claimed her as new land
C: it wasn't france it was spain asshole
C: get your history straight
A: I seen your mom kicking a can one day and I asked her what she was doing she said I'm moving
C: yo mommas gums are so black she spits oil
A: has left the conversation.
C: ‘a’ got scared lol
M:you mommas back is so nasty with gang green and pennicilin it looks like a football field
M:apparently so
M:funny he reopened another IM
C: lol
M:lol
M:i am still bashing him now though
M:yo mommas lungs r so well used that when she sneezed she causes a tsunami
A: Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks
A: Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
M:weak.!!! yo momma so fat that she ate the whole in the ozone
A: Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
M:hey tell yo momma that she needs to move her head so the ozone whole will have a chance to fill back up
A: Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
A: Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
A: Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
M:yo momma is so dumb she climbed over a glass wall just to see on the other side
A: Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
M:eeewww thats good
M:yo momma is so stupid when i tell the dog to sit she plays dead
A: Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
M:yo momma so poor she cant even earn enough to be classified as poor
A: Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
A: Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.
M:no that wasn't a popsicle stick... it was chris
A: Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
M:yo momma is so old she has god's beeper number
This was a bor-dumb day and this is what happens when 3 techies get bored. The momma jokes start flying around. Enjoy! I know I did.
A: If I get a call you want me to conference you in
M:lol thats funny. yeah conference me in
A: did you mom let you play with clorax bottles when you were a kid
M:no we didnt have clorax we had Ajax
M:it was great
A: ‘c’ said that you thought the pool shocker tabs were pez when you were a kid
M:not i sold them to him as crack. wow i totally understand him now
A: ‘c’ said you took your mom to dinner and they didn't give her a menu they gave her an estimate
C. has been added to the conversation.
A: hey pork belly
A: i mean pork chop
M:of course but did he say about his mom. when we went on a date she wanted to go to a chinese buffet and there was like 30 little asian people screaming "Go on diet!!! we broke cause U!!!! Go way!!!" so before i could pull her away with the truck of bananas she ate all of them poor asian people. It was sick
C: how original, monkey jokes from a ape
M:what can i say. she eats anything. she even thinks monster truck tires are licourish flavored lifesavers
A: he tolde me that your mom has more chins than a chinese phonebook
M:wow thats original
C: last i saw pc's mom, she was going back into hibernation somewhere off the coast of japan
C: i guess after her battle with tokyo she was a bit tired
C: poor asian community, still in fear of her large scally tail
C: and huge feet
M:its cool. he is made because i got his mom working as a earth mover with her jaw. its kinda like the flintstones but his mom instead of a dinosaur
C: need a belt grinder just to get the fungi off her toenails
C: tell your mom i said congrats on her new job with the construction company, chewing up concrete bypasses and stomping out tar
A: most people go to the track to lose weight, but now they just jog around her
C: fat woman jumped in the air and got stuck
M:thats way too far to jog. not even lance armstrong made it halfway around her
A: one day she was at the beach and a whale came up singing that song "We are family"
C: sure it was a whale and not the lockness monster looking for her mommy?
M:thats alright your momma was floating around in the ocean and france claimed her as new land
C: it wasn't france it was spain asshole
C: get your history straight
A: I seen your mom kicking a can one day and I asked her what she was doing she said I'm moving
C: yo mommas gums are so black she spits oil
A: has left the conversation.
C: ‘a’ got scared lol
M:you mommas back is so nasty with gang green and pennicilin it looks like a football field
M:apparently so
M:funny he reopened another IM
C: lol
M:lol
M:i am still bashing him now though
M:yo mommas lungs r so well used that when she sneezed she causes a tsunami
A: Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks
A: Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
M:weak.!!! yo momma so fat that she ate the whole in the ozone
A: Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
M:hey tell yo momma that she needs to move her head so the ozone whole will have a chance to fill back up
A: Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
A: Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
A: Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
M:yo momma is so dumb she climbed over a glass wall just to see on the other side
A: Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
M:eeewww thats good
M:yo momma is so stupid when i tell the dog to sit she plays dead
A: Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
M:yo momma so poor she cant even earn enough to be classified as poor
A: Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
A: Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.
M:no that wasn't a popsicle stick... it was chris
A: Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
M:yo momma is so old she has god's beeper number
posted by pc at 12:25 PM
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